“Weird Al” Yankovic – I Think I’m A Clone Now *With Lyrics*

I Think I`m A Clone Now” By “Weird Al” Yankovic

The first parody recorded for Even Worse was “I Think I’m a Clone Now.” The song, a spoof of “I Think We’re Alone Now” as covered by Tiffany, is the story of a man who details his life as a clone of another person.
– Wikipedia


Isn’t it strange
Feels like I’m lookin’ in the mirror
What would people say
If only they knew that I was

Part of some geneticist’s plan (plan-plan-plan)
Born to be a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
There in a petri dish late one night
They took a donor’s body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I say

I think I’m a clone now
There’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now
‘Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

Look at the way
We go out walking close together
I guess you could say
I’m really beside myself

I still remember how it began (gan-gan-gan)
They produced a carbon copy man (man-man-man)
Born in a science lab late one night
Without a mother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a view

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
There’s always two of me just a-hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
‘Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
And I can stay at home while I’m out of town
I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
‘Cause every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

Signing autographs for my fans
Come and meet the carbon copy man
Livin’ in stereo, it’s all right
Well I can be my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I say

I think I’m a clone now
Another one of me’s always hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now
‘Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
I’ve been on Oprah Winfrey – I’m world renowned
I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
And every pair of genes is a hand-me-down

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
That’s my genetic twin always hangin’ around
I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)
‘Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down

I think I’m a clone now (a clone now)

Reality Brief 1/18 Tony Rodrigues 20 and back Secret Space Program

Tony Rodrigues discusses his experiences in the secret space programs. First as a precog in Peru he is used as a psychic resource for drug couriers. Later he is taken as a child slave and for “the elites” desires in a way that’s reminiscent of pizza gate. He finds himself on mars for a short while only to be reassigned as a slave worker on a dark fleet merchant ship.

INTEL Update via email (Real News you Won’t Find on MSM “FAKE” Evening News)

1) Maryland Congressman Elijah Cumming’s secretary was responsible for the Rumor regarding the Russian Hacking of the election. Her house was hit with a “Direct Energy” Weapon and 6 children were killed. She is in hiding. At 4a.m. this morning, the military told the CIA, FBI, DHS and other agencies that if anything happens to Trump, they will take over the U.S. Government by massive force.

2) Yesterday, Donald Trump was sworn in as the next legal President of the U.S.

3) The European Union will be rearranged to include Russia.

4) The FBI is in 150 cities demolishing the Clinton foundation and exposing all terrorist Mosques.

5) China began its Tribunals yesterday.Up to 80,000 crooks will be tried in the coming months.

6) A Cache of weapons was found yesterday under a pile of trash in Washington D.C. by a woman who was out for a stroll.

7) The Duke of Luxemburg, who is a Draconian like Pope Francis, has been exposed as the real leader of the Order Of The Garter who gives orders to the elites who own the big corporations and are Millionaires and Billionaires.

8) The RV will go within 72 hours of the inauguration ceremony and N.E.S.A.R.A. will be announced. Currency exchanges have paid Tier #1, #2, and #3. Tier #4 is next. The gold to back this massive financial transaction is stored off planet at the Planetary Facility on Venus. Space shuttles have been secretly taking it there for months.

9) Colonies on Planet Mars began settlements in 1967. Mining operations have been ongoing since.

10) The secret arrests of 15,000 crooks is ending. The next phase will arrest even more as the FBI moves down the governmental chain to Lieutenant Governor.

11) We are living in a time of a world secret revolution and a large segment of citizens still have no idea what is going on which shows just how mind controlled the populations of the planet are.

Christine J Hart talks to James Rink about the REAL LIFE Quantum Break

Christine talks to James Rink about the real life X Bone One Quantum Break and Monarch Solutions. These are actually video games but James believes that the characters in these video games are based on real life people – Jack Joyce and Paul Serene. He explains why and ends on a mediation to take you to a Time Travel Portal. Miles Johnston also joins the conversation.

Intel Update via email Jan 16. 2017

In order to stop the CIA and Cabal from stealing America, Trump must do these.

1) Investigate G.H.W.Bush for JFK, and Reagan attempt, USSR collapse, 911, Oil and gold theft. Iraq wars and Riggs Bank fraud.

2) Dissolve office of Director of National Intelligence and repeal patriot act and NDAA along with Obama’s additions to it.

3) End NSA Surveillance.

4) Dissolve DARPA, In-Q-Tel, the CFR and the Highlands Forum.

5) Try Obama and Clinton for War crimes.

6) Investigate George W. Bush Jr.

7) Close all companies with CIA affiliations.

8) Seize stolen gold and return it to Spain, China, Germany, France, Japan and Russia.

Should something happen to Trump, the military is ready to attack Washington and take over the government and restore America. They are on a massive troop alert and waiting.

About a week ago 2 ships loaded with 300 cabal operatives on each ship were trying to escape to south America. Russian jet fighters attacked them sinking both ships and killing all 600 cabal members.

If you see a cloud in the sky all by itself, there’s a 90% chance that it is hiding an alien cloaked ship. Our planet is surrounded with hundreds of ships who are aiding us in ridding the planet of these cabal monsters.

Newly run computer programs still estimate that when the event is over, millions of the unawakened earthlings will commit suicide. That is how the state of mind is in some countries in the world. The U.S. also has its share of these poor souls.

Be careful and awake this week.

Harald Kautz-Vella Update

Dear Friends,

The actions against “fake news” authors seem to have started over here in Germany, and I received a letter that I am sued for “sedition” for something I said back in summer 2015. I still do not know what exactly I said in public they think was illegal to state, however there is a theoretical possibility I might be going to jail for maximum 5 years. They act quick, unusual for state activity.

There is quite a bit of research I planned to publish in near future. It still is work in progress, but it feels better to get it out straight away.

Could you please secure the files, forward them to whom it might concern, and if possible help to fund the copy-right fees for the pictures included in the article on Morgellons as soon as possible. I tried to get this into a public domain status for ages but never could afford to pay for the legal rights of the pictures necessary for visual proof.

The material is online as public links at dropbox. Please download:





In the context of the discovery that also the rope-worms found in the intestines of autistic children are just like Morgellons advanced biotechnology that creates demons, and thus is closely related to the transhumanistic/black magic agenda, there is some practical experience to report that still is not covered in these papers.

We could relate the snake-demons created by these slime fungi found in autistic children to the kundalini and tummo snakes known from the asian culture. After we realized that these entities that with normal people are in place already in the uterus are part of the dark agenda, we started to look for ways to get rid of them. With some success. Doing this we discovered that it is the snakes that create what we perceive as the MATRIX. The kundalini snake occupies the third eye, filters out things we are not supposed to see or realize (cognitive dissonance) and adds illusion (magic). This is how they create the fake reality we know as the MATRIX. Once the snake is out, the mental focus of our consciousness drops back into the brain stem and the third eye connects directly with the heart. It is such a beautiful feeling, finally to see the truth with the heart instead of the mind – simply devine 😉 Also, the blockage of the tailbone is completely released and the vertebra are mobilized down to the first spinal disk. Painful for the first couple of weeks but relieving.

It might be a possibility to get them off our back simply by re-conquering that space. First step is to de-identify from kundalini and tummo (the mail partner of kundalini) via affirmations, and later, as soon as they become perceptible as distinct entities it is possible to pull them out. This is still a dangerous procedure, and can cause madness and physical damage. During the procedure I was taken over by tummo for like 30 seconds before the shaman assisting cold grab and pull him out. If you experiment on your self, do it with a shaman that can see what happens and do it in a secured environment, sitting on the ground with no hard or edged things around.

Good luck, I will keep you informed how things proceed…